Tonight began with the usual work routine in a healthcare setting. Everyone was really quiet so I thought it would be nice to replace the water jugs in the early morning to help the day shift.
As I entered a lady's bedroom I spilled the entire jug of cold fresh water on her, waking her up in the most brutal way possible and almost giving her a heart attack.
She survived. My faintest hope that I might not be a clumsy idiot, however, didn't.
In my early apprentice days I also caught someone's balls in a slide sheet. But that's probably too much information.
I beat myself with a plastic ladle as penance. I cried.
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