So last night while most of us were nice and comfy dreaming about the next episode of Coronation Street, and while the night working population of Britain was in process of earning taxable income, pig fucker David Cameron was tormented again. Dave and his private crowd of happy hobbits found themselves in a position to make wise choices for the greater good (again!) and spread joy to the world by lighting up the Middle Eastern sky with...
... with...
... JOLLY GOOD FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!
You know that feeling when a certain type of people rush to put up firework displays three days before New Year's Eve, right? Well Merry Fucking Eve of the Eve of the Eve of New Year's Eve.
I'm normally apolitical, but right now I feel like having something close to an opinion.
And that is:
Bit impulsive maybe?
