About

I'm 20-something and female.

One of my coolest superpowers is sleeping on public transport.

My coffee looks like mud and tastes like rocket fuel.

So does my cooking.

I am a highly versatile social chameleon who is socially awkward and has few to no friends. While I may appear fairly normal at times, I am constantly fighting a compelling urge to put a bullet through everything around me - but for my cat. I only have three, two of which have been left behind on the other side of the continent along with my family, and I'm not counting the other two that previously ran away.

I've done pretty much everything for myself and have been quite good at it. Contrary to my achievements I am very lazy, meaning I can happily eat, sleep and waste oxygen even in the direst conditions, including screaming children and the end of the world. I believe this is a quite warming quality to have.

I live a mediocre life in England and am still in uni, hoping to fuck off somewhere exotic before its people drive me insane. Well, people would drive me insane anywhere, but at least Australia's always sunny and has a low population density.

Cheerio.