Knowing the way I used to see the world until recently, it would have made sense to assume that the higher the exposure to the raw idiotic nature of sub-intellectual humans (also known as chavs in certain parts of the world), the more resistant one would become to it, and ultimately immune.
Wrong.
Stupidity is like radiation. It weakens healthy individuals to the point of insanity depending on the level of exposure, and the damage is almost always irreversible, or manifests itself in bouts of debilitating headaches and draining emotional outbursts. Just like the kind of mental illness that slowly turns its sufferer into a physical and emotional shipwreck.
I'm slowly getting there. I've estimated a few more years, give or take (manageable with no anti-psychotic meds that is - last time I checked I was too stubborn to kill myself because of that but who knows).
People are egocentric bellends but there are a few types I find particularly irritating.
Bellend no. 1
Booo animal testing, fuck science, scientists are cruel, animal testing is wrong, you insensitive beasts!
Three months later...
Oh shit, I have cancer. How many monkeys did you say you need before you can start that very promising clinical trial on humans too? You scientists are geniuses and I expect you to do this one miracle for me, I can provide any number of rabbits and cute kittens you ask for if it helps. Roadkill any good?
Three months later...
I'VE BEEN CURED OF CANCER!
Now can we please leave the entire population of Bucharest get rabies and die to save those cute stray puppies?
Bellend no. 2
Bellend no. 2 is doomed to work a minimum wage job forever because he or she does not possess the intellectual ability to achieve more in his or her life. Bellend no. 2 works in a healthcare setting. Bellend no. 2 doesn't understand the danger of poor infection control and thinks it's okay to leave an infection hazard like soiled sheets on the floor - because taking it straight to the laundry basket is a few steps more hassle.
Bellend no. 2 is a fast and efficient worker when it comes to wiping arses, and refers to other female colleagues in the setting as "that fucking see-you-n-tee".
That is a very nasty word to say out loud here in the UK by the way. Americans got used to it quicker so it's not a big deal now.
I'm weak, in a sense that I can't resist things. One of them is chocolate. The other two are unfairness and incompetence. I stand by my opinion that idiots shouldn't be allowed to get involved in the welfare of living people, nor be put in charge of actions and decisions that may affect someone's life directly. If I work in healthcare and feel like shooting the life out of every single motherfucker in the building, then what would I do in politics?
I'd probably buy a gun and actually do it, or mastermind the world's most cold-blooded mass murder of people who actually deserve to die. The consequences wouldn't be worth it, but at least I'd be remembered. People want to be remembered.
Fuck you bellend no. 2.
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